A fork of Rural Dictionary
November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!
Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick? Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch. Girlfriend: why? Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore
Day to slap a slag called Maria
Guy: “hey Maria’’(slaps) Maria: “what was that for’’ Guy: “Today is November 18th ,slap a slag called Maria day” Maria : “Ok’’
Ask the girl you have a crush on at school
Best Friend: It’s November 18th Him: Ok so Best Friend: Ask out your crush!
A day where you fucking kill Sebastian with a glock.
Camryn: I’m gonna fucking kill you. Sebastian: bruh wtf why!?! Camryn: because it’s November 18 duh
Girls yes day a day when all girls must say yes to everything
November 18 - a day when all boys must say yes
Give your secret crush a hug day
Boy: Hey Girl: hi Boy: gives her a hug Girl: what was that for? Boy: it’s November 18
National don’t be a fool and kiss Lina day
Person1:you know what to do Person2: it’s November 18 kiss Lina