A fork of Rural Dictionary
Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
on February 12th. guess what its national rail your boyfriend day- you boys better be careful LMAO aha
Hey dude i heard its national rail your boyfriend day good luck homie
today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends
April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day
National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.
Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.
Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.
Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day