A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have ones dick and/or balls sucked from behind while said genitals are tucked between ones legs.
Tyler pulled a hamstring last night while Jess was giving him the Bronzed Oboe.
Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.
Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!
noun. When you are doing anal sex and the fuckee farts.
I was getting this girl in the ass when she just gave me a raspberry oboe.
The short hand version of morbidly obese.
Holy shit, look at that momo obo inhaling that pie over there
Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.
Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!* Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz! Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one? Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!! Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
A variation on the skin flute, but generally reserved for black dicks. Slang for the penis.
She wasn't very musical, but she could still play a mean flesh oboe.