A fork of Rural Dictionary
Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.
God, this chair feels so good in my ****!
For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.
For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.
Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.
When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.
Bro got so chaired last night
Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.
Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.
Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"
A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.
My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.