A fork of Rural Dictionary
The console coming out after the PS4
Guy 1: Dude, why have you put the Playstation 5 on here already? Guy 2: So I can be the first! Guy 1: That's awesome, I'm gonna do the same with the Playstation 6!
A ----ing exspensive but state of the art game console.
Dude #1:Look I got a Playstation 3! Dude #2:Cool! Can I play? Dude #1:No this thing costs more than you. Dude #2:---- off.
the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating. see also on the blob, having the painters in
dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week dude #2 - how comes? dude #1 - playstation week dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)
An umbrella term for eye conditions resulting from excessive gaming sessions. The main symptom of Playstation Eyes is the sensation that one's eye balls are about to fall out. Early warning signs of Playstation Eyes include a zombified, vacant expression, a rapid reddening of the eyes and above all, a severe dryness, as though Bear Grylls has quaffed on your Vitreous gel.
I'm sorry old chap, but I am going to have to call a halt to the COD session - I can feel the onset of Playstation Eyes.
What many people like me spend their days on. They're quite played out now, but 100% of people who have the love them. PS2 is short for Playstation 2.
Wolfy: "I'm pissed off, so let's all go on the Playstation 2 where I can drive out all this pissedness talking to it."
An upcoming gaming console to be released this "Holiday Season" and will cost ONLY 399$ but will require a Playstation Plus membership to play online (50$ a year). Will be able to share games still, because the Xbox one won't. Basically the gaming console that will run Microsoft out of business because of their failed attempt to create a next gen console (Xbox one) at cost a whopping 500$ and is the size of the VCR you have in your attic or close, and won't be able to share games.
Sony: WE WILL LAUNCH PS4! And only for 399$! Xbox one buyer: does it come with lube and ointment? Sony: what for? Xbox one buyer: so I can relieve the pain from Microsoft fucking me in the ass.. Sony: Playstation 4 will have that too!
THe exhausation of the use of ones thumb often leading to aggravation of the skin e.g blisters and often a great deal of pain. Hinders performance when competing and is a valid excuse for under performance. (see tennis elbow)
"I only lost that game cos of my playstation thumb you cunt!"