Country Dictionary

Pelvic pizza is a term for Vagina

i think I'll go for some pelvic pizza tonight!

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.

Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

The act of breaking through a wall or other hard object using only one's cock.

'How did these holes get here?' asked Joe. 'Pelvic demolition,' I said, 'I can break through walls with my cock.'

A muscle used to thrust the shaft of the penis into the vagina.

'Mommy, how come when you and dad make a lot of noise in your room, after there are always imprints on the ground?'

'Oh sweetie, its because of his pelvic muscles...and the fact that i weigh 300 pounds.'

this term came from an 80's movie before futurama even thought about it saying it yes its slang for sex

me and old boy/girl did the pelvic peaknuckle last night