A fork of Rural Dictionary
How you refer to a foul smelling person who lives in the bush of Alaska who for lack of social interaction chooses to bathe on a monthly or possibly yearly basis.
Wow, that guy must be from Eagle, cause he is smelling Bush Ripe!
During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible
Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.
An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"
1A veluptuate body. 2Full of afterthought with overstanding
She got some rich ripe mathematics
When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT. If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit? Ann: Yessam John I gots us some bananas! John: Is da fruit ripe? Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green. When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry John. John: It okay Ann. Ann: Have urself a goodday John. John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt ripe!! Dey RIP......... (John cries and runs away)
A nice ass you see on a girl you like
Dam you see Ashley's ass that's a ripe cherry