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Razzle Dazzle

Verb: to own someone, or tell them who is boss
Adjective: awesome or skilled

Headshot! I just went Razzle Dazzle on that bitch's ass!

Thomas Edison was pretty Razzle Dazzle at making light bulbs.

by 23llamasRfuzzy March 11, 2009

razzle dazzle

v.t. ("on the razzle dazzle", "to razzle and dazzle") When a group of lads join forces in order to become muntered and hopefully get a gobble by the end of the night. From the ancient Greek compounds "razzle" - to drink your bodyweight in tequila; and "dazzle" - to attempt to bone anything with a pulse at a seedy nightclub.

Hopefully, said troops will end up getting their nat king cole, and if they are extremelly fortunate, they will avoid becoming a noted munter-gatherer.

Lad 1: You fancy another Aftershock?
Lad 2: No, too much razzle can ruin your chances of dazzling. And I've got my eye on that fattie in the corner, wobbling her fat arse along to "No Limit".

Lad 3: How's the razzle dazzle going?
Lad 4: Pretty good, £1 a drink so I'm bawspank'd, and that munter that I pulled has a slightly more attractive friend.
Lad 3: Casey and Dean aren't faring so well.
Lad 4: I guess we could go for DVDA with that fattie in the corner?

by Terry Deary August 28, 2006

razzle dazzle

A term used to describe anything good!

1. Last night was fukkin RazzleDazzle bra!
2. Lets go out on the RazzleDazle! Reply= "Safe as Fuck!"
3. You see something that you like- "RAZZLEDAZZLE!"

by jON wELDON March 07, 2004

razzle dazzle

An exclamation of joy usually used by middle-aged men at their daughter's rec soccer games.

Child assists goal.
"Razzle dazzle girls! Way to go Mustangs!"
**Cheers**

by soccerdad1969 November 21, 2015

Razzle Dazzle

Razzle Dazzle is when you spit in a persons anus and slurp it out like it’s the last of your milkshake.

This man attempted to razzle dazzle me, I began to say “I do not condone of butt stuff”.

by Duble0zay March 19, 2019

razzle fracking

A polite term for describing swearing while under duress.

An alternate version of Mutley's razzle frazzle

After much razzle fracking I finally managed to fix the computer with a large sledge hammer.

by Mutleysowner May 12, 2011

Razzle Turd

A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.

Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?

Joe-Yeah why?

Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.

by Killzark May 11, 2009