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Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 11, 2007

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 05, 2010

Right-Handed Tennessee Stripper Bomb

Alcoholic beverage made from Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey, Tequila and red bull. You must take shot with your right hand.

Yo bar keep, hook me up with a right-handed tennessee stripper bomb.

by Tipsy Bartender November 20, 2018

You're right hand comes off?

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"

by Anonimity7 March 27, 2023

Chief's Right Hand Man

A man who sends feet pics to another nigga

You sent feet pics to Deshawn, U the Chief's Right Hand Man!

by Jlomba15 October 01, 2018

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 25, 2022

4 fingers up on your right hand

four fingers up on your right hand mean u like girls with their name starting with a Z

Bro put 4 fingers up on your right hand to signal that u like someone special

by Blocka 123 May 07, 2022