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Sammich

A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.

"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.

by Murder by DJ October 11, 2010

Sammich

When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.

Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!

by samalamapussylicker March 24, 2010

Sammich

The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.

Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... April 19, 2011

Sammich

A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.

Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-

by SammichEaterrr January 20, 2011

sammich

A food that anorexic women desperately need.

Someone get that bag of antlers a sammich!

by Stanmoore September 22, 2007

Sammich

An amazing delight consisting of two overweight fat males in overcoats wearing a fedora named Samuel sandwiching any human being or animal.

Samuel: Hey do you want to come over later to sammich. Lama: bahhhhh Samuel: sooooooo ..... yes?

by ImSodaPressed June 25, 2018

Sammich

A sandwich made with pure love, typically by a Sgt that cares.

the Sgt made you a sammich now eat it! that's an order!

by icebluecan June 28, 2012