A fork of Rural Dictionary
The stomach-turning shock that fills your body when you notice that someone who are awkward with (ie a previous hook up, or some one that you are embarrassed to be around) is in the vicinity. An awk shock may lead to a feeling of fear and nervousness, and the act of squealing, running, ducking, or hiding to avoid the awkwardness.
I had a full-blown awk shock when I turned around to see that the person who I hooked up with last week was standing right in front of me in the dining hall.
when someone has a heart attack of some sort because another person was joking about something serious...when it really wasn't.
boy: dude your mom just died..
girl: WHAT!? *girl has heart attack/intergolactic shock*
boy: ahhaha i was just kiddin yo.
when you watch the new freshman come to your school and are annoyed by their behavior. and then you begin to realize you were actually the same way.
I went to the freshman quad and was so annoyed by their general stupidness. then i realized that i acted the same way last year...major sophomore shock."
Any sexual act that involves exposing the mans penis to an electric current of some form.
My girlfreind complained that I couldn't get off when we screwed. Then I had the idea to Shock the Jawa and she hasn't complained since.
when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.
i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.
The period after a sack tapping, in which an exquisite pain is felt, often leading to a state of nausua and flinching whenever somebody makes a quick movement in your general direction.
Joe went through sack shock after getting tapped while getting a titty twister.