Country Dictionary

It’s where your you something fucking sick

Friend 1: You you smoked some weed last night

You: Yeah it was skits cunt

Friend 1: shit cool cunt

The name tipically given to the treat "Skittles" by candy spokes person Trale Lewous. They are described as "a family of flavor." Originating from the waste from rainbow rabits since the mid-evil times, the treats was discovered in the 1950's. Trale Lewous's advertisements are often seen on youtube.

"Skit-tells is really good."
"Skit-tells is dreams."

When someone makes a funny joke, but keeps on making the same joke until everyone’s wondering why they’re still talking.

“Dude, you just pulled an SNL skit. That joke started off funny but now everyone’s wondering why you’re still going.”

A total minger, who on first glance causes your stomach to turn and your eyes to bleed

Steve: hey bill have you seen that fucking skit rat
Bill: OMG MY EYES!!!!

A male who urinates sitting down.

Ryan: did you see Matt, he is such a skit spinkler!

A great person!

Darkened Skit is great.

Another way to say "fucking shit" in front of a teacher/adult without getting in trouble

"Class we're having a test next Tuesday"

"Flipping skit!"