A fork of Rural Dictionary
a way of tellin a girl she got big boobs. and if she doesnt have a nice rack, then its like saying their boob-ass ratio, and any1 over like 90% squishy is pretty fuckable. their "squishy" is their boob basically. so its a way of men to talk freely about a girls tits, by calling them her squishies(;
90% of a squishy, is a chick that probably has higher than a B cup, or has a thin waist line. Every guy likes a squishy lady(;
the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.
Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."
That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.
The act of masturbating, lifting the side of your wife or girlfriend's panties and ejaculating into them while she's sleeping on her stomache or side. After ejaculating into the panties, "squish" the semen into her ass crack thus completing the Squishy.
My wife didn't feel like having sex because she was too tired. I waited until she was asleep and gave her a Squishy!
Balls on boys; especially if they're ususally large.
"I don't want to hum on your squishy!"