A fork of Rural Dictionary
September 12 is the 255th day of the year (256th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar; 110 days remain until the end of the year.
Sep 12 is the 255th of the year
When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself
So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen
Used to describe various states of erection. SEP is an acronym for Semi-Erect Penis which indicates a slightly heightened state of arousal, NEP stands for Non-Erect Penis which is completely and utterly flacid and FEP which is Fully-Erect Penis which indicates a maximum state of arousal and erection.
Tom "What do you think of that chick, are you getting a SEP, NEP, FEP?"
Vince "She's giving me a FEP, thats what I think"
We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day
Not quite a fart, not a poo either, somewhere unknown in the space between
A: “I might’ve just seppinged”
B: “emergency scratch and sniff”
The day bad bitches and the funniest people are born.
Friend 1: Ur mom's such a baddie
Friend 2: Well no shit, she's born on Sep 8.