Country Dictionary

Verb~ licking someones asshole in an airplane

Bob: Hey have you ever done any Skyrimming?

Jim: Yeah I love Elder Scrolls!

Bob: Naw Man my girl licked my ass on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.

A place in Tamriel that is like a medieval Russia

I now wanna go to Russia and kill giant spiders and talk to cat men because it is like Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda Shitworks in 2011.

It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons

"Damn I was-a playing Skyrim last-a night-a and I found-a one hundred dragon souls"

A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.

I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.

The art of getting rimmed in the sky.

*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"

The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...

Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?

Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*

The game from the early twenty tens that wasn't as good as it's predecessors but got an Alexa release instead of making better games because money

Skyrim Creators during Alexa release: You are the 7thborn