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slimey fuck

Someone who will go against everything you told them not to do and be a massive prick

You: Ben don’t fucking be a creep Ben: is a creep You: Ben you slimey fuck

by Doublevizzion November 24, 2019

slimey cornball

An acquaintance so heinous, A gamer so stinky, they may only run caustic in apex legends. A sweaty nerd rat, whose life is pointless.

This slimey cornball had the audacity to ask me for my nicotine device while holding my dab pen.

by Poon_Goon69 September 24, 2022

Slimey bethany

The girl in horror movies who runs around screaming covered in slime

That bitch running round screaming is a typical slimey bethany

by Pandaboop July 07, 2020

Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 05, 2021

slimey mongrel

You're a cock, But we love you

Robert you're such a slimey mongrel sometimes!

by chazm8 October 24, 2015

slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 02, 2017

Strawberry Slimey

The act of performing a nuru massage with strawberry cheesecake filling as lube. It must end with sex and a vaginal creampie.

I just finished my first strawberry slimey, it was sweet!

by Lucrativethoughts June 22, 2022