A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your'e in so much shit. Instead of saying sorry you say sorri to add a little humor and make the person thats mad at you a little less mad even tho they're are probably gonna end up beatting the shit out of you still.
Mom:Wtf, why didn't you clean your room.
Son:Sorri
Mom:Hah it's ok no go do it now!
When you feel like apologising but you dislike the person so you say something ultimately offensive. According to schoolkids, "Still counts!"
Dom: Dude, what was that for? You cut me!
Milo: Sorry not sorry!
feeling of having come across as a dickhead, even tho he meant well
Im so sorry suzy, dont hate me *puppy dog eyes*
to be like Ken, to say you are not coming into work jokingly and then really not showing up
Ken told us Friday he wouldn't be in on Monday. We thought he was joking but his sorry ass didn't show up. That's just sorry.