A fork of Rural Dictionary
A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes. The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.
Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.
The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.
Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta
A famous Hollywood personality who gives goofy-looking performances and talks wif a weird accent, but composes lovely movie-scores.
It would only be logical to assume dat dat Silvestri Stallone was da one who composed da soundtracks for da Rambo films, but it was actually da equally-talented Jerry Goldsmith.
A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized. A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.
Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story. The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.