A fork of Rural Dictionary
An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.
Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper! Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
another name for your penis
I'm going to shoot you with my purple headed stormtrooper
Drugs that give you a really bad comedown
“Omg Alex did stormtrooper pills And had the worst comedown ever “
A sexual action performed by a male, in which the victim/partner is raped in the anal cavity hard enough to literally destroy the opening. This has the added effect of causing the victim to be unable to excrete faeces through their bum, and so forces it through their mouth.
"Billy stormtrooped me last night."
A word to call white scandinavian girls as they all wear white clothes, has pale skin and are blonde. atleast 80% of every white girl in scandinavia looks like that which makes it look like they are all just clones of eachother with shared personality.
blud: did you see that group of white girls giggling at you? bro: they are simply a group of Stormtroopers. their opinion is of no value. their only real purpose is to fill out the empty spaces in public places. i REFUSE to believe that they are real human beings and not just autogenerated npcs
White armoured people in Star Wars whos aiming is like a 3-year-old
Person:(stands there) Stormtroopers: shoots its laser gun towards the person Person:(not dead) Stormtroopers: good
Stormtroopers is a badass very fast Power Metal song by the Swedish Power Metal band "Sabaton", the song is about the Blitzkrieg (Lightning War), German tactic utilized mostly in WW2, which is basically invading as quickly as possible, usually using drugs like meth, an example of how effective this was, is that they invaded Denmark, in WW2, in 6 hours.
If you don't listen to Stormtroopers, you're not a true Sabaton fan