A fork of Rural Dictionary
A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.
John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!
A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.
Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!
When a male or female exerciser cuts or rips the sleeves off of their t-shirt. The cut can only expose the arm, or go as far as being cut to show their nipples (or bra). Often, when they are "nipteasing" really well you can see the abs of those wearing them. Nip teasers are not for the light-hearted. Wearers of nip teasers often want to show off their muscles (or lack there of) while working out or strutting around the gym. An alternative to nip teasers in the winter months are "Sneazers" (sneazers are made of sweatshirts or sweaters cut in a Nip Teaser fashion.)
Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter are often seen in nip teasers.
adj/noun; a marketing tool used by corporations and organizations that have much more money than they are really worth to promote a product that is not as good as said tool. Hence, "teaser" is used in this sense to trick the unknowing angst-filled i-don't-know-who-i-am-yet consumer that there is a world out there where everything is roses, deep romantic kisses, and a stack of perfect pancakes floating on a pool of maple syrup flowing directly from the tree. "Trailer" the piece of toilet paper stuck to one's foot when leaving the restroom to notify the world that they have just stepped on a floor that is riddled with the same thing this is movie is filled with...
"Watch now! Teaser Trailer for Twilight 6!"
n. digital flirtation that does not yield any physiological reward.
(v. teaser text)
"What ever happened with Him/Her?"
"Nothin', it was just teaser tex."
Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!
Long live the chode
Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!
When a guy teases your mouth with a penis
Wow he's a real mouth teaser... wouldn't even put it in.