A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lame (adj) A description of a person or persons who continuously demonstrate weak behavior showing little or no integrity or respect for others wishes due to their own self indulgent obsession with a particular situation. Usually due to ingestion of large amounts of GHB and/or meth combined with sex between incredibly narcissistic individuals. Aka" Circuit Trash". These individuals usually use their lack of self respect as an excuse for their bad behavior.
Lamazoid (adj) - a person who is so continuously lame that they inspire the creation of their own descriptive phrase.
Hey dude, I'm sorry you got arrested for possession. I didn't realize my lame drug dealing lover would use your car as a place to stash his stuff while he distributed it at the club. Is it my fault he over dosed in your car and passed out? I promise next time after you get out of jail we'll let you know first and maybe even share some of the profits.
Hey dude, my lamazoid lover is a professional who proactively hired a lawyer to get him off in anticipation of being arrested. Let this be a lesson to you next time.
LAMing (LAME ING) ~ verb. LAM standing for"Look At Me". Often perpetrated by attention seekers on social networks in the form of short stories or what they're doing this minute to attract attention from various people. Serves as a pun since all "LAMing" posts are by definition, lame. LAMing often causes douchechills... beware.
All Martin does is make LAMing posts about how great he feels, or who he hung out with, or how his work week went, as if we give a shit. It's all for his ex to look at on Facebook in order to try and make her jealous. It sickens me.
In terms of marijuana, lame refers to someone who is unversed or unfamiliar with how weed goes down.
See also:
goofy
Pothead: Whats good bro
Dealer: I just passed a high school and sold some lames a gram of shake for $40!
Natalie only celebrating valentines day for the colors.
Natalie not liking valentines day cuz she’s lame