Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

stair

THE FUCKING GOD OF THE UNIVERSE THE LITTEST PERSON EVER

hoie fuk its stair

by lolfamlit December 25, 2016

Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.

Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.

by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

Nesquick Stairs

The set of stairs that mark the beginning of Goog Run. Named after a delicious chocolate drink that was thrown at them.

The Nesquick Stairs lead into Goog Run

by Bozo the Clown March 12, 2005

Randy Stair

an underrated shooter :(

Victoria: hey randy!
randy stair: *starts shooting t everyone*

by iamevil October 28, 2020

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison March 15, 2016

Stair Gang

A Stair Gang is a strong group friends or classmates who tend to dislike or not enjoy their current class so they decide to ditch. The usual ditch is hanging out on a set of 'stairs' that they hang out on, this causes them to bond and become an unstoppable group that will never be broken apart.

Classmate 1: "Hey why do we even need to learn this stuff?"
Classmate 2: "I know we could be doing something better with our time"
Classmate 3: "Wanna ditch?"
All classmates look at each other
Everyone: "STAIR GANG!"

by barbaralee February 19, 2018

Stair flash

Getting flashed by someone on glass stairs or stairs with no risers wearing a skirt and no underwear

I was sitting in the library when I looked up and I got stair flashed by Nathan. He was wearing a pink skirt but no underwear underneath, showing off to me his hairy balls

by Cyber_Pedro February 07, 2023