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Master dick rider, will do anything for his "friend". Doesn't get invited to stuff, no real friends. Some think he is retarded

Have you met Tristan?

Ya I think that guy wants my dick he's really uncomfortable

1) To be as badass as Tristan from King Arthur the movie.

2) A state of total hard assness"

1) Alex looked upon the soccer field with tristanity.

2) Alex definitely dominated the game with all of his tristanity.

A real fuckin nigga, true slime. But if you fuck with him you'll be in some deep shit

Oh shit it's Tristan and his slimes

a good friend but when you piss him off to much, he will fucking hate you for the rest of your life. but other then that he is an okay person.

girl 1: fuck you
tristan: imma fucking murder you

I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love

Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan

Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome

Girl1 : I have to look to

An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.

“Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”

Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.

Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.

Tristan: What did I do?

Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.