A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.
Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.
Tossing salad
Licking a mans ass hole
I Love it when you eat my man ass..
A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.
In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”
Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?
Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.
Me: ZACH HERRON IS MY HUSBAND
Friend: SHut up! Wait, What happened to your crush?
Me: *squeaks* Zach Herron Is My Man
ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.
*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*
Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"