A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.
I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.
this fuckin asshole I hated at school. I'm glad this prick is out of my life. He was a slacker, and he wasn't really creative or any shit like that in class. He'd give me shit for being creative too. He also lost a ring once. But to be honest, his graduation speech was actually pretty lit.
Wyatt Bradfords speech was actually pretty lit
The greatest rugby league team of all time, best in West Yorkshire, best in England, best fans with a very loyal support, hate the fax, hate the rhinos up the bulls - Bradford Bulls>Leeds Rhinos
Bradford Bulls are still better than the Leeds rhinos no surprise there
Another word For the Muslim God Allah
Hey I'm a Muslim I worship smells of bradford.
1. A place where only 800 people live.
2. A place where there are only 40 kids in each graduating class.
3. A place where 90% of the residents are on drugs.
Paul: Where do you live?
Rick: In Bradford, AR.
Paul: Oh, so you do drugs?
Bradford city is the best team in Yorkshire.
Kid: Bradford city are shit.
Fat 60 Year old who loves pie: Shut up twat 'knocks out'
Overrated loser who never deserved the Heisman and who is a massive pussy and won't take a hit like a man.
Umpire: Who's that bitch all covered in turf with his faceguard smashed in?
Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford
Umpire: True.