A fork of Rural Dictionary
The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.
Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.
God, this chair feels so good in my ****!
When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.
Bro got so chaired last night
Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.
Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.
Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"