Country Dictionary

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.

Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's