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hoffman estates

The place where the ever delicious William Beckett from The Academy Is... is from. It is a suburb of Chicago, IL

Hoffman Estates? No Way!! Have you ever met William Beckett? My God He's gorgeous!!!!!

by S, Marie Kay June 23, 2008

Gabe Hoffman

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.

Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".

by GdawgHoff October 05, 2011

Mark hoffman

Main Jigsaw apprentice who is a also a cop /detective who looks into the jigsaw murder cases and may have died in saw VI is very fruity for Peter strahm

Amanda:where is that fruity apprentice

John: Oh mark Hoffman is across the room

Amanda:ok

by Stroffman December 21, 2021

Lisa Hoffman

She's a real bitch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. She hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words 'I love you Hoffman', because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jackass.

Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.

by All Hail Anonymous April 27, 2017

Levi Hoffman

Sexy and hot. All around the funniest and most epic guy you will ever meet. Good to hang out with a Lorenzo or Andrew

That guy is so hot. Almost like Levi Hoffman hot!

by FlameytheBoy64 February 13, 2020

Jimmie Hoffman

A very hot kid with lots of class ;)

Jimmie Hoffman just walked by and I almost touched him, like omg!

by Micheal Marzy March 04, 2008