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Sexual intercourse between two male police officers
Chris and Charlie were on a regular patrol and when they stopped for a quick doughnut, the mix got a bit thick, before they knew it they're at it. Doughnutting.
people that seem to be a little slow in the head can be described as 'doughnuts' or 'doughnut heads' as the jam in the uppermost part of the body of a vertebrate is a metaphor for brain and the subject's skull and the dough is metaphorically speaking the head itself. Usual response to the comment includes 'what are you on about', 'ou, why did you just hit me' and 'stop it, I'm calling the police'.
when someone does something stupid - you say oi you doughnut
a silly person who does something silly.
i am such a doughnut for putting this stupid definition here!
Dipping your gonads in frosting and slapping them in someone's face
Yo man did you see Jim got doughnutted last night? I told him to look out for that, people have been doughnutting like crazy lately
doughnuts: cheddar, cash, cheese...money.
Confirmed by Mike Tyson on Nightline interview, Sept. 13, 2006.
"I don't wanna fight, but I gotta make the doughnuts, ya know?"
- Mike Tyson
a guy that is really hot or "delicious" but is really "bad for you", as in they are a jerk, or player
Ana-"He is soo hot but he completly blew me off last night"
Me- " I told you to stay away from doughnuts."