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wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.

We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.

by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009

Wok of Shame

The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.

After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.

by itszando September 23, 2010

wok and roll

an Asian restaurant that serves both Chinese and Japanese food

I wanted both orange peel shrimp and sushi, so I went to a wok and roll restaurant.

by Pandastic June 09, 2015

C-Wok

A dance done by asians from the suburbs that imitates the crip-walk of gangsters from inner city Los Angeles.

'check it out he's c-woking'
'you mean c-walking?'
'nah, he ain't black'

by shrimp September 29, 2006

Wok-eye

One who cannot focus both eyes at the same point, otherwise known as a lazy eye, or strabismus.

Who's Nick?...
...You know wok-eye

by Jacqui Ryland July 11, 2011

welsh wok

a welsh man that has alot of unprotected sexual incounters.

girl 1: he is so cute
girl 2: havent you heard? he is a total welsh wok.

by portmead January 01, 2022

wok-sexual

Someone who is pansexual but specifically into Asians.

I'm so into Asians! I'm such a wok-sexual

by Moose911 February 29, 2016