A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.
Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite
Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!