A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets
"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."
When one person puts credit card swipes another person with their calf, essentially putting a baby cow between two buns.
“Hey man, last night was CRAZY with my wife, she totally gave me the old veal burger.”
Hot, young ( mostly underage ) piece of ass.
I know it’s inappropriate but when I drive by the high school I cannot help noticing the tender veal.
My daughters new boyfriend -did you see that shit?! That is a piece of veal wouldn’t mind sinking my mouth into
A particularly attractive police Officer.
"damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"
a posh dinner, the one people attends in an upper class restaurant.
I'm taking him for a veal dinner, it's our first date!
The Ann Veal is a sex act where a girl fills her mouth with mayonnaise prior to performing fellatio
George Michael: "oh, it's so cute, she takes a pack of mayo and squirts it in her mouth. She calls it The Ann Veal"
Michael: "I don't feel so good..."
The veal dance, in reference to the video game Halo 2, is the act of using one smg while erraticly jumping around your opponent, sucessfully killing him.
"AH MAN! I totally pulled the veal dance on you!"