Country Dictionary

When a dilly gets whapped right on your noggin'.

My boyfriend dilly whapped me so hard last night I passed out.

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

When a prisoner gets butt rapped

Don't drop the soap, you might get malli whapped!

Homeslice The Whap is the manslave of wordJack Handey/word.

HS The Whap loves mansauce all over his body.

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During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.

reference to Ranch Dressing

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1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."