A fork of Rural Dictionary
A total loser
Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.
Clueless
A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means
That GordenBrown is a total WILF
Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF
You're acting like a WILF
derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.
"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"
Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.
"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."
If you get him in your top trumps pack, you will defeat all those who face you. If you speaketh his name whilst playing fortnite, you will receive many Vic Roys in the years to come. If you so even think of this title whilst in the passion of love you will cause eruptions for your partner. This is Wilf Trow. This is omnipotence.
Wilf Trow.... help me win Vic Roy’s