A fork of Rural Dictionary
States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.
My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.
a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.
This town is a shithole, I wonder if the Double Waffle House Theory would apply here.
1. When you are at a friend's house and need to be quiet or go somewhere, you say this.
2. When you are bored as hell and someone suggests a stupid place to go.
1)
Person: HAI GUYS! LISTEN TO THIS BRITISH SONG!
Friend: Waffle House or GTFO
2)
Person: Dude, I'm so bored, let's go blow wrestle a bear at night
Friend: Waffle House of GTFO
A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.
He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.
A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”
Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah
Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.
coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.
tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.
Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.
The Waffle House has founds its new host.
What do you mean?
The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass