A fork of Rural Dictionary
The last man to date a woman before she starts dating other women.
WHITNEY is an acronym for:
When Her Interest Thereupon Notably Ended: Yoni.
A: Was he the last guy she was with before she realized she was a lesbian?
B: Yeah, he was her whitney. (or: Yeah, he was a whitney.)
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A: Didn't she used to date guys?
B: Yeah, but she got whitneyed.
1. A person who wants to be the center of attention all the time
2. A person who gives away things that are not hers
3. Someone that keeps your best friend away from you
1. I’ve got to go to work, I don’t have time for a Whitney moment.
2. Dude, he totally pulled a Whitney on your DDR game dude!
3. Have you seen Chris? Nah, he’s totally whitney’d right now.
Old Germanic name meaning "Cooks in Kitchen".
Whitney loves to cook and clean in the kitchen. She can't help it, it is her destiny.
an alcoholic drink usually referring to a soda such as mountain dew being spiked with a lite beer.
Hey, we should make a whitney with this 2 liter bottle of mountain dew!
A bitch. She has an annoying voice that is higher than the mountain for which she was named. Thinks she's Queen of North Korea and probably cheating on her boyfriend.
What a Whitney.
1) The sound of emphysema represented in wheeze, leading up to an eruption of laughter.
2) The last name of the television host Mike Whitney that starred in the blockbuster series' 'Who Dares Wins' & had a 12 year cricket career no one knows about.
Mike Whitney's laughter indicates emphysema, hence 'Definition 1'.
It's funny when people you know do it.
1) Bhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhee eeeeeeea hahhahaha that was the grossest whitney ever, awesome!!
1) Oh. My. God. Did you hear that woman whitney? I swear it lasted 23 seconds before laughter sound came out!
I'd give her 5 years at the most.
Has a nice ass small tits and a bit of a whore but is a good girl