Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.

That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!

by Twice Nightly January 15, 2013

wooly woof

A homosexual - rhyming slang for poof

"Watch your arse - he's a wooly woof"

by Realcooltrader August 07, 2006

Cone Wooly

A shape discovered and plagarised by Eimantas the famous gamer. It is believed to have some type of magical powers. On the walls of the Pyramids of Giza they show a dishevelled looking tall and skinny figure holding it up while the sun explodes. Conspiracy theorists have found out the figure bears great resemblace to the famous creeper; Conor.

The Cone Wooly was plagarised by Eimantis and not actually invented by him.....sneaky bastard.

by MysteriousSunWraith April 23, 2019

Wooly pushback

A wooly pushback is when you're making love to a sheep while pushing it to the edge of a cliff at the same time causing the sheep to push backwards.

wooly pushback

by GRhys October 06, 2010

wooly back

Someone who lives near, but NOT in, Liverpool.

He's not a scouser, he's a wooly back.

by definition April 05, 2005

wooly back

A wool is short for the Liverpool term Wooly Back which is a derogatory expression for people from lancashire and cheshire, originating from the early 1900's when the population of lancashire used to wear a form of sheepskin coat and was considered to be a sheep shagger by scousers. This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse

a Liverpool football song from the 70's There's a wooly over there baggy kecks and feathered hair with a 3 star jumper half way up his back thats a f8cking wooly back

by Tommy w October 05, 2005

Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North August 04, 2008