A fork of Rural Dictionary
Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.
*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"
Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.
Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:
"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture
...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps
...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Did you get sick from eating something and then have to go to the bathroom a lot. In other words, did you get diarrhea?
Did you get the poops?
Probably, I ate bad Pho.
Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.
Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!
Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"
Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."
Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"
Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"
A mocking comment directed at a person who is deeply picking their nose to let them know they’ve been busted.
Hey there buddy, when you get to the bridge, wave!