A fork of Rural Dictionary
June 26th is national send your boyfriend a nude day
June 26th is national send your man a nude day
April 7th is the day where you have to send your boyfriend arch pictures. if you dont understand what that is then search it up.
"today is april 7th and april 7th is national send your man arch pics day so i should be getting a pic in my dms"
Today if you didn't know, you have to send your boyfriend arch pics. If you don't know what that is then search it up.
"It's National send your man arch pics day today so you have to send me one"
Girl: hey whatcha doing
Boy: come here
Girl: okay but only because it’s Obey your man day
Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*
Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest
Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve
Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.
A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.
“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”