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Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.

That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.

by Huck Steel November 08, 2011

zesty salad

A date that obviously comes off as harmless. Usually has a deep devoted interest in a very random nerdy topic.

I'm going out tonight, Loree. Don't worry, my date is a total zesty salad!

by DumdumNation November 03, 2022

zesty robusto

a synthetically engineered thick red "sauce" creaded by the supposed "Papa Johns" to add flavor to their "pizza"

"Papa John's pizza featuring a zesty robusto sauce, cheese and a thin crust!"

by Bob Slydel November 12, 2005

Zesty Bestie

Someone you know who is very zesty and acts very gay

Person1: Robert said he liked Latinos Person2: He’s such a zesty bestie

by Yruey January 24, 2023

Zesty Italian

Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.

Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the first date!

by bohica68 November 03, 2008

zesty mess

Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.

After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.

by EricAndrew September 09, 2008

zesty tomato

1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.

At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.

by neumsie July 13, 2006