A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.
When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy
A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.
Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"
Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"
the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.
a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk
And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.
An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians
S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.