A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man enters a woman once, and cums
Grl: I had sex with a guy last night, and he did a hole in one
When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.” Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”
As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.
"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!" "Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button
"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"
A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.
Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one? Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.
When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton
I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess