A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who plays a acoustic guitar or loves acoustic guitars
that chick rox on that acoustic guitar
The act of smoking normal, none electronic fags.
Girl: You told me you'd quit smoking!
Hipster: I have! I'm vaping now. Acoustic smoking is too spendy.
cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping
The bottom part of one heel that fell off, causing a loud clanking noise, that slightly resembles an instrument in a percussion band.
“Oh no! My heel broke on only one shoe. Now I have this loud acoustic heel”
When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.
See also: Jerk-off unplugged
During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.
Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.
Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!
The act of performing penile penetration in one's ear.
Hey, Helen! Would you like to engage in acoustical sex?
Ah-Koo-Stick Gang-Stah.
A white person (sometimes with dreadlocks) and an acoustic guitar, preforming for friends or for a large crowd, acoustic versions of popular or underground gangsta rap songs. Usually pretty fucking hilarious.
Did you hear Nina Gordon's "Straight Outta Compton?" She is such an Acoustic Gangsta!
or
That Acoustic Gangsta got his ass beat by a bunch of black guys for sayin' "Nigga" too much... guess doing a cover of "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" was a bad idea.