A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.
"Do you have any chocolate milk?"
"No."
"Agree to disagree."
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"I'm here for make your own food Monday's."
"Uh, sir we never had a make your own food Monday."
"Agree to disagree."
Well-mannered response to an unpersuasive antagonist.
I argued that the 1346ºF temps of the WTC 7 debris pile 5 days after 9/11 (documented by USGS from AVIRIS remote sensing data) could only be generated by thermite or thermate. Especially when NIST acknowledged in their final report of 11/08 that WTC 7 office fires burned out in 20 minutes in any given location. When the "debunker" proceeded to eloquently thank me for being a douchebag fucktard anal scab, I politely decided to quit wasting my keystrokes and agree to disagree.
When parents are trying to understand each others point of view.
When people are at an impass as to what what they are discussing or unwilling to give ground about the others point of view.
I know that I am right about little Joey not wanting to move.
No I disagree, he does want to move and make new friends.
Excuse me but all his friends are at the old school and he told me with a tear in his eye that he doesn't want to move.
How about we both agree to disagree for the time being
Dude1: I think Hitler wasn't a nice guy
Dude2: nah Hitler was just misunderstood
Dude1: I will kill u you dumb shit
Dude2: hey, hey. Let's agree to disagree
We respect each other's views, despite how wrong yours is.
Person #1: "Gosh, your sister is such a freak. No wonder she can't get any men."
Person #2: "That would be because my sister prefers other women, dumbass."
Person #1: "Now that's just unnatural."
Person #2: "Let's agree to disagree on that."
"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.
Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --
Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."
Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."
A phrase people in the comment section of a YouTube video use to order other people to like their comment if they agree with the point the commenter is making.
YouTube Rewind 2018 is shit.
Like if you agree.