A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.
Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.
Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.
aint ya mama, aunt jemima, aint ya daddy *TAZER*
hey wanna see this funny video? AUNT JEMIMA
“I love Aunt Jemima Syrup”
“Ewww. Aunt Jemima ain’t ya mama!”
The conceptional inverse of an "Uncle Tom" an "Aunt Jemima" is a cucked white person who attempts to virtue signal by constantly acting inferior and apologetic towards other ethnicities (usually black people) regardless of any past acts of racism or lack thereof on said white person's part. Usually consisting of far-left leaning individuals in their late teens to late twenties these individuals feel the constant need to apologise for things they never did as a way of disavowing any claims of racism directed towards them while simultaneously failing to realize that doing so only makes them appear more bigoted by reducing all ethnic backgrounds down to "melanin good. Whitey bad".
Why are John and Jane constantly apologizing being white?
They think it makes them better people rather than just self-hating assholes. Typical Aunt Jemima's.