A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bearded clam: A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night. Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I Know you were totally wasted. I saw you disappear with that chick at like 3am. You hit that son? Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in back room and smashed it. She was ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam. Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was nice and hairy Huh? Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.