A fork of Rural Dictionary
Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them. A Satanic Sociopath. A Be'elzebub.
"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?" "How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that." "Oh...right..."
A chocolate pancake with whipped cream for a mouth and marrichino cherries for eyes that is eaten while intoxicated. (esp. at IHOP)
"Dude bro, I'm fuckin hungry for some bitchface pancakes."