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bubble blowfish

A bubble blowfish happens when you are having anal sex and the person on the receving end farts into your dick. The resulting air pressure travels up your urethra. When your about to ejaculate you pull out, the combined seminal fluid and conpressed air cause the ejaculate to bubble. While the air filled ejaculate is still in the air you and your partner try to pop each bubble before they reach the growned.

Dude. I totally bubble blowfished with your sister last night.

by motherlover23 July 04, 2013

Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

by JtownMowtown November 07, 2019

Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 03, 2021

Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

by HATBF January 23, 2014

Blowfish Face

The face a woman makes as her cheeks swell up when a man ejaculates a large amount im her mouth while performing oral sex.

You should have seen the blowfish face Susan made when I came in her mouth, I can't believe she didn't t gag.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

brooklyn blowfish

While a girl is eating out your asshole, you fart in her face, resulting in her cheeks becoming puffy like a blowfish

jamal: i just gave datgirl da brooklyn blowfish
jerome: nigga u dirty

by SK13 October 18, 2007

Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

by C-Dawg (no, really) July 13, 2006