A fork of Rural Dictionary
Caillou is a little shit child who acts like a deamon all the time. His ugly ass head is even more exposed than stewie griffin. His mother secretly hates him and so does his sister. His sister looks like a fucking fetus. Caillou is a spoiled brat who gets away with everything he dies by throwing a tantrum like a cunt. His parents are the most brain dead twats anyone could ever see.
*Caillou draws on the wall with permanent marker* Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely* Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams* Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
Used as a term to very someone as a lil bitch. Or is a term used to show how someone that they are a memelord, as the all Dankness, our lord, Caillou.
"Yo man, that man really shows his inner Caillou." "I know right!"
always on crack and is 5 feet 11 inches and cries like a bitch
your such a Caillou
An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.
Caillou: I hate my dad! Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father! Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair! Caillous mom: (cries and dies) Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)
Caillou is a piece of chicken shit that never shuts the fuck up with his lumpy bald ass head
Mom: Caillou time to put the toys up Caillou: Screaming "no!!!!!"
Caillou is little piece of shit that complained about every fucking thing. I’m pretty sure everyone wanted to kill this fucking twat. Even his own body thought he didnt deserve hair, like wtf his own body shoulda recognised to malfunction. His sister Rosie is a creepy fucking fetus that walks around and probably crawls up peoples arsehole. His poor fucking parents surprisely haven’t shot both of them. Caillou sadly doesn’t have cancer because the cancer couldn’t deal with his shit so instead they gave him a show were at the end of the season he gets run over by a car, several times I’m pretty sure I watched him hit him the reverse hit him reverse and repeat that a few times before he actually left. After that the car was acclaimed king. Also I’m pretty sure when he was birthed the doctor threw him in the bind mistaking him for trash. How very appropriate.
His own body proved enough of example to show how much he didn’t deserve to live. Like literally he looks like a fucking rat with all its legs broken and no fur. Caillou: is a fucking twat.