A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast
Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.
Something from calamity mod idk I never played it
Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh
Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
The circumcised foreskin
My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.
a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.